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earthandanimals: Anyone else notice the freakin nails in the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:00:41 -0400

Anyone else notice the freakin nails in the tree??

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:00:06 -0400

"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:59:37 -0400

“One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.”

- (via leavebitemarksonmyneck)

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:56:29 -0400

egberts: cat3277: egberts: how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website theres only...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:26:56 -0400

egberts:

cat3277:

egberts:

how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website

theres only 24 hours in one day

wheelcher2: why is one girl missing an eye tho

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:26:28 -0400

wheelcher2:

why is one girl missing an eye tho

awkwardly-charming: ohnoshedihnt: Realistic Disney Characters...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:26:09 -0400

awkwardly-charming:

ohnoshedihnt:

Realistic Disney Characters by Jirka Väätäinen

am i the only one that thinks jasmin looks like kim kardashian?

and that Rapunzel strangely resembles Amanda Seyfried..

And Mulan looks like Michelle Phan.

Reblog if you're older than ten and want to go to Disney Land

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:14:32 -0400

amouseandherrug:

thetuffestnut:

My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?

I AM TWENTY THREE AND I WOULD GO TO DISNEY WORLD IN A HEARTBEAT.

19 and doing the 52week money challenge pretty much TO GO to Disney

cheftier: metallikato: nuggles: when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:13:28 -0400

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

darecrowavis: aviculor: taleasoldastimelords: Men of Tumblr,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:10:11 -0400

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

actualassholenimgaluu: dorkoelfreako: joltheon: barzul: gOOOO...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:09:47 -0400

actualassholenimgaluu:

dorkoelfreako:

joltheon:

barzul:

gOOOOOOD JOb

I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed this.

actual perfect cosplayers these guys

autumnw0lf: laughterbynight: thegeekmonkey: actualhumandisaste...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:11:31 -0400

autumnw0lf:

laughterbynight:

thegeekmonkey:

actualhumandisaster:

awayy:

tank-commander:

underthevastblueseas:

Blackfish - Trailer

Beyond the lies, beneath the deception, the truth will surface.

Magnolia Pictures has debuted the trailer for the chilling Sundance documentary Blackfish, directed Gabriela Cowperthwaite, about orcas in captivity.

Holy shit.

OKAY, WE NEED TO REBLOG THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. EVEN IF YOU’RE NOT AN ANIMAL PERSON, YOUR FOLLOWERS NEED TO SEE THIS. ESPECIALLY DURING THE HEIGHT OF VACATION SEASON. DO NOT SUPPORT SEA PARKS WITH CAPTIVE WHALES. IT’S NOT ENVIRONMENTAL PROPAGANDA (I can’t believe I even used those words) IT’S A REAL ISSUE AND IT’S NOT A MATTER OF PROOF, IT’S A MATTER OF COVERING IT UP AND IGNORING IT!

Don’t support shows that force wild animals to do tricks and entertain you. This is how bad it is for the poor animals in circuses as well. The animals really shouldn’t be doing tricks and deserve to be free. Fuck you whoever owns these plays. I hope the money you earn will never make you happy.

deathpup: shrexything: babyferaligator: oomshi: is masturbating while smoking weed called...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:08:09 -0400

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:07:46 -0400

avengers-supernatural-addict: adoctorscompanion: markpellegrinoh: i...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:06:37 -0400

avengers-supernatural-addict:

adoctorscompanion:

markpellegrinoh:

i spent 2 hours making this dont let it go to waste

his name sounds like a vegetable

British backstreet boy

earthandanimals: Follow my wolf...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:02:46 -0400

earthandanimals:

Follow my wolf blog!

http://foreverthel0newolf.tumblr.com!

brandnewswastikas: I love hanging out with you. It makes me feel so much smarter. I’m not saying...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:02:21 -0400

brandnewswastikas:

I love hanging out with you. It makes me feel so much smarter. I’m not saying that because you teach me stuff or anything. I feel smarter because spending time with you and talking to you shows me how stupid some people are. I’m talking about you. You’re the stupid one. I mean all of this as a compliment.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:01:29 -0400

sulkingsoul: just wanted to remind you that you’re beautiful,...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:04:04 -0400

sulkingsoul:

just wanted to remind you that you’re beautiful, you’re so worthy of living and I’m so proud that you’ve made it this far, you’re not alone, keep holding on my darling, I’m always here if you need someone 💞

thenewwomensmovement: crueltyandgrandeur: justice-5ever: kobra...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:51:52 -0400

thenewwomensmovement:

crueltyandgrandeur:

justice-5ever:

kobragay:

mohandasgandhi:

si-dramatic:

“You’d think the US government had bigger priorities than treating honors students like criminals, yet here we are”

Watch this.

holy shit, we’re finally recognized.

Everyone should freaking watch this

Watch this right the fuck now, all of you.

Yep. Worth the watch, for sure.